it`s happen only in india!
Friday, December 19, 2008
MUNNABHAI JOKES
MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh
Baelgaadi.
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CIRCUIT :
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU :
Nehin.
CIRCUIT :
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
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MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU :
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI :
Yaad nahin hai yaar. Bahut purani baat hai.
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PRINCIPAL :
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time
200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :
Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera
sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
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Sardarji in US
A Sardar ji went to US & had a meeting with George Bush.
Bush: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. (He
takes him in a deep forest)
Bush: Dig the ground. (Sardarji did it.)
Bush: more..more..more... (Sardarji went up to 100 feet)
Bush: So now, try to search something.
Sardarji: I got a wire.
Bush: you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have
telephones. (Sardarji became frustrated.)
He invited Bush to India. Next year Bush had been in India
Sardarji: I want to show you our advancement. (The same, he
takes Bush in forest.)
Sardar: dig it. (Bush does.)
Sardar: more...More..More.......... (Bush goes Upto almost 400
feet...)
Sardarji: try to find something. (Bush tries.)
Sardarji: did you get anything?
Bush: no.
Sardarji: yes, even 400 years ago we used to have wireless
Technology
Bush: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. (He
takes him in a deep forest)
Bush: Dig the ground. (Sardarji did it.)
Bush: more..more..more... (Sardarji went up to 100 feet)
Bush: So now, try to search something.
Sardarji: I got a wire.
Bush: you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have
telephones. (Sardarji became frustrated.)
He invited Bush to India. Next year Bush had been in India
Sardarji: I want to show you our advancement. (The same, he
takes Bush in forest.)
Sardar: dig it. (Bush does.)
Sardar: more...More..More.......... (Bush goes Upto almost 400
feet...)
Sardarji: try to find something. (Bush tries.)
Sardarji: did you get anything?
Bush: no.
Sardarji: yes, even 400 years ago we used to have wireless
Technology
PCO BRANDING
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