MUNNABHAI JOKES

MUNNA BHAI :

Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT :

Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI :

Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT :

Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh

Baelgaadi.



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CIRCUIT :

Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?

MAMU :

Nehin.

CIRCUIT :

To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

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MUNNA BHAI :

Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.

MAMU :

Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?

MUNNA BHAI :

Yaad nahin hai yaar. Bahut purani baat hai.



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PRINCIPAL :

Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time

200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.


MUNNA BHAI :

Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu



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CIRCUIT :

Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera

sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI :

Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

CIRCUIT :

Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

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