JOY MAIL: December 2008

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

CRICKETER`S FUNNY PHOTO

( 1 ) YUVRAJ FRUIT WALA :-

( 2 ) GANGULY STARTED SALOON :-

( 3 ) AGARKAR BECOME A FISHER :-

( 4 ) GANDHIJI KE TIN BANDAR :-

( 5 ) DRAVID BANA SANYASI :-

( 6 ) SACHIN CHAY VALA :-

( 7 ) KUMBLE KI RETIREMENT KE BAAD SURU KIYA BUSINESS :-

( 8 ) PAKISTANI CRICKET BECAME DRIVER :-

( 9 ) SHAHID AFRIDI BECOME TRUCK DRIVER :-

( 10 ) ZAHIR KHAN BECOME FLOWER VENDOR :-

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

SMILE PLZ !

Resizable Boobs - Just for Laughs - video powered by Metacafe

Monday, December 22, 2008

Duniya ek raaj hai

jiska na kal hai na aaj hai

sukh aur dukh ke suron ka saaj hai

duniya ek raaj hai

kabh shab hai kabhi sehar hai

kabhi amrit hai kabh zehar hai

ye badalta har pahar hai

zindagi aur maut ka aagaz hai

duniya ek raaj hai

BEWAFA

Tere ishq mein hamne kya nahi tha kiya

jo pyaale mein tumne jehar hame diya

hum teri yaad me jaage rahte the

teri he adaon pe marte the

par tune meri wafaon ka aisa anjaam diya

sare duniya ke mohabbat ko badnam kiya

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Friday, December 19, 2008

MUNNA BHAI :

Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT :

Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI :

Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT :

Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh

Baelgaadi.

===============================================

CIRCUIT :

Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?

MAMU :

Nehin.

CIRCUIT :

To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

================================================

MUNNA BHAI :

Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.

MAMU :

Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?

MUNNA BHAI :

Yaad nahin hai yaar. Bahut purani baat hai.

===============================================

PRINCIPAL :

Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time

200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI :

Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

===============================================

CIRCUIT :

Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera

sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI :

Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

CIRCUIT :

Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

===============================================

Sardarji in US

A Sardar ji went to US & had a meeting with George Bush.

Bush: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. (He
takes him in a deep forest)

Bush: Dig the ground. (Sardarji did it.)

Bush: more..more..more... (Sardarji went up to 100 feet)

Bush: So now, try to search something.

Sardarji: I got a wire.

Bush: you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have
telephones. (Sardarji became frustrated.)

He invited Bush to India. Next year Bush had been in India

Sardarji: I want to show you our advancement. (The same, he
takes Bush in forest.)

Sardar: dig it. (Bush does.)

Sardar: more...More..More.......... (Bush goes Upto almost 400
feet...)

Sardarji: try to find something. (Bush tries.)

Sardarji: did you get anything?

Bush: no.

Sardarji: yes, even 400 years ago we used to have wireless
Technology

COLGATE KI AD

FUNNY PCO

PCO BRANDING

SEXY ALBUM

Thursday, December 18, 2008

BIGGEST BRA

The biggest bra in the world!

Hehe... OK, allright, this is funny, but I wonder what was the point of creating a huge bra like that?

TALLEST WOMEN

THE TALLEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD ?
.
.
.
.

Incredible isn't she?

Since about 2002, emails are sent presenting what might be the tallest living woman in the world. Living in Hollanf, she would be 7 feet and 4 inches tall, weighting 320 pounds. Well, this is just a hoax!

The world record is documented in the Guinness World Record website. The tallest living woman lives in Indianapolis and is 7 feet and 7 inche